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BEER ME!! - Homer J. Simpson. ---> (_8(|)
Have you hopped your beer today? - BispeBryggeren.
When I read about the devils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Fermentatation and civilization are inseparable. - John Ciardi.
At sælge dårligt øl er en forbrydelse mod kristen næstekærlighed. - Bayersk lov fra 1300-tallet.
Wine is but single broth, ale is meat, drink and cloth. - Engelsk ordsprog fra det 16. årh.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many have been able to overcome. - Winston Churchill.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill.
Beer was not made to be moralized about, but to be drunk. - Theodore Maynard.
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. - W.C. Fields.
I fell sorry for people who don't drink. Because when they wake up in the morning, that is as good as they're going to feel for the rest of the day. - Frank Sinatra
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -Dean Martin
Those who drink beer will think beer. - Washington Irving.
24 hours a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Whright.
With beer the spirit is kept in balance with the liver and blood. - Ægyptisk lægebog.
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde.
He was a wise man who invented beer. - Plato.
Beer is proof that God loves us. - Benjamin Franklin.
When the beer bubbles, the masses forget their troubles. - Chineese newspaper.
You can only drink thirty or fourty glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Blessing of your heart, you brew good ale. - William Shakespeare.
If but we Christians have our beer, nothing's to fear. - Sir William Ashbless.
Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.
The problem with the world is that everybody is three drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart.
Pay-day came, and with it beer. - Rudyard kipling.
There are more old drunks than old doctors.
The best beer is where the priests go to drink.
Beer. Helping white guys dance since 1842. - Amerikansk plakat.
Der er ingen drik, jeg bedre har kunnet lide at leve sammen med end øl. - George Saintsbury.
Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, never fear.
People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot. - Capital Brewery.
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop. - Winston Churchill to his Secretary of War, 1944
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. - Deep Thought, Jack Handy
The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck. - Warwick Franks
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemmingway
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. - Martin Luther
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. - Don Marquis
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. - David Moulton
May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead. - Old Irish Toast
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. - Harold Rudolph
Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire. - David Rains Wallace
Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long. - Carl Worner
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. - Catherine Zandonella
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! - Brian O'Rourke
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. - Tom Waits.